Hollywood Wax Before And After When randomness meets Souris [or "... only a few questions"]

Directions:
1. Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2. Post the first definition to the answer
3. Tag 3 people

1. Name?
María:

• The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.

.___. ... Hell NO yeah! [kind of like it, kind of hate it]

2. Your age?
18:

• The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol.
  

• The day your life officially ends.

Not like end... but you die a little bit.

3. One of your friends? CH labor.
;A; HELL YEAH!

5. Favorite color?
Blue:

The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
1. Sad. 2. A color, as in the sky or oceans.

• e____e *kills who writes this*.

6 Birthplace?

Perú:
The place for moke a sexual partner like a stallion.

• An extremely attractive guy. He is usually the shy one that all the girls think is cute. He is amazing in bed and very horny.
• ._. This is turning BAD....

REALLY BAD!
Srly... e____e WTF is happening here?

• 9. One of your nicknames?

Hamster:
1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its